Looking for a sweet new ride that happens to bear a passing resemblance to Optimus Prime? Look no further than this Kijiji ad for a 1986 Chevrolet Astro in Lloydminster. More after the jump.

The seller unfortunately got taken for a ride when he originally purchased this van, and both he and his dad are keen to see the back of it. He’s asking $500 (wheels and spoiler in photos not included) because he needs to get himself a proper winter vehicle. It’s advertised as a “fixer-upper.” Basically, it’s perfect for LeMons. You might even snag yourself an Index of Effluency award out of it.

Anyone want to help this guy out? He gets extra points for being so honest in his ad…click the link up above and see.