Video: BREAKING NEWS! Return of Black Stig



The Telegraph has revealed that Black Stig has made a miraculous return from the dead. Which of course, then, leads one to a single question:

What will become of White Stig? Perhaps they’ll fuse to become an ultra-powerful, GoBot-like configuration known as Grey Stig, but somehow, I doubt this bodes well for our friend Ben Collins White Stig.

milla-jovovich-resident-evil This could also actually be the first sighting of Zombie Stig. If he does start talking, and if the words out of his mouth sound much like mumbling and/or he speaks of the delectable taste of “brains,” chances are good that the Top Gear presenters would do well to call in Milla Jovovich immediately for protection detail.