An Oregonian arsonist has been torching green Ford Escorts from the 1990’s. Thus far, three green Escorts have been either destroyed or seriously damaged. Police have not reported any leads, but Sgt. Mike Budreau has stated “I think this person really doesn’t like Ford Escorts” as well as describing the crimes as “pretty bizarre.” While I am happy that the world is a couple Escorts fewer now, I’m just wondering why. Seriously, what could motivate such hatred of this particular vehicle. I’ll give a gold star to the person who comes up with the best motive.