CarEnvy.ca’s network of ex-Shin Bet agents has just intercepted an acerbic love letter from Citroën to Audi.

Mon amour;

You can stuff your phlegmatic, too-black, benchmark interiors where the sun don’t shine.

De tout mon coeur,

Citroën

That wood grain is begging to be licked. Were it not for the slivers.

Citroen showed their third installment in the DS revival series, the DS5, from which this sumptuous interior is derived, at the Shanghai Auto Show today. Their inspiration is, of course, The Goddess.

[Images from Citroen via TTAC]