RussoBaltique is a luxury, armoured car manufacturer that tends towards a certain kind of typically Russian lunacy. While it is the most expensive SUV ever, and is gaudy as all get out, the most ridiculous part is the seating material. The most “luxurious” seating material I have ever heard of isn’t alcantara, it isn’t silk, it isn’t a fine suiting wool, it sure as hell isn’t vinyl, and it isn’t leather, well, not normal leather at least. It is…
WHALE PENIS! That’s right, because nothing says “exclusive” like being surrounded by the skin of massive penises. This monstrosity will show its goods for the first time at the Monaco Motor Show. The dried sea shlong isn’t the only ridiculous thing about this car though. Since this is Russian excess, they decided to plate the windows in gold and affix some rubies to the dash as well. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a special edition with a marble console in the works either.
PS: Just imagine 20 years down the road when the interior gets a wrinkly and your friends start calling you “Rumple Foreskin.”