Via fakemarkwebber on Twitter. On reading the headline, of course, my heart dropped—this was shaping up to be such an interesting season! And then I laughed uncontrollably immediately upon viewing.

(Incidentally, if you’re not already following us on Twitter, you should be. You may also wish to follow the entire Fake F1 grid for added amusement, if you’re an F1 junkie like me: try @fakemaxmosley, @fakefernandoalonso, @fakebernie, @fakehamilton, @fakejenson, @fakefelipemassa, @FakeKazNakajima, and even @fakejuanmontoya for old time’s sake.)