Sunday night’s episode of Top Gear (Season 13) featured, among things like Usain Bolt, the Porsche Panamera. The controversial sedan was pitted in a race against the Royal Mail from some island South of Britain to some island North of Britain. The distance? Maybe 400 miles. About the distance between Edmonton and the US border. Except instead of 2 million people being contained in that Southern Alberta area, Britain has about 70 million. Mmm density.

So will the bastard love-child of a Cayenne and a 911 be able to beat 160,000 people and 30,000 trucks and airplanes? Find out below.